My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance
I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE
don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are
don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
WHAT A GIRL WANTS
WHAT A GIRL NEEDS
money for concert tickets
*wife and I move into our new house*
bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.
*unpacks a creepy ass doll*
bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*
IF A FANGIRL LIKES YOU YOU BETTER ASK HER OUT RIGHT FUCKING THEN AND RIGHT FUCKING THERE OK BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. WE HAVE STANDARDS. HIGH STANDARDS. VERY HIGH STANDARDS. AND IF YOU MEET THOSE STANDARDS THEN YOU BASICALLY WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS THESE GUYS WITH MILLIONS OF GIRLS SCREAMING OVER THEM. IF THAT DOESNT CLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.