This is the blog of a teenage girl. I love music, food, cute boys, animals, clothes, dancing, and being sarcastic. I prefer guys that look like Justin Bieber, but there's only one of him so until then, I'm single. I just want to go to concerts and meet celebrities for a living. ♥
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
someone fall in love with me i am bored
i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone
on a scale of 1 to Dylan Sprouse how good are u at handling awkward situations
Meet the Human Barbie. 27 year old Valeria Lukyanova is blonde, blue eyed and has an 18 inch waist.Wanna see a real-life Barbie doll? This is not Photoshopped! You’ve gotta see this to believe it.
This makes me uncomfortable
omg her waist so small. I’m kinda special of the no plastic surgery, but yeah wtf.
it’s back on my dash after like a year so might as well put this on here too:
Valeria Lukyanova Facts
- She had her eyes widened nearly 1.5cm using face lift techniques.
- She had the pupils enlarged with a scleral tattoos.
- Her nipples were removed completely.
- 4 ribs were removed for her waistline.
- Laser hair removal over her entire body including her scalp, her hair is a plastic wig made of the same fiber they use for real Barbie Doll hair.
- Deep seams were cut into her hips and arm joints to resemble those of the dolls.
- Her genitals were completely sealed shut leaving no visible trace.
bet you didn’t know that
hoW DOES SHE PEE THEN
Her nipples were removed completely.